How to stage a coup in 3 easy steps
Saturday, August 12th, 2006(Note: This scenario, while possible, is not likely and I do not really have any documents that were uncovered to indicate this is a real plan, so please do not share this with CBS News.)
Think there aren’t liberals in the House and Senate dreaming of a chance to “correct” the last election? Here’s the plan (found scribbled on the back of a napkin left behind by two prominent Northeast senators when visiting a popular Stonington bistro):
Step 1: Gain majority in House and Senate
Step 2: Start and complete simultaneous impeachment procedings against Bush and Cheney
Step 3: Speaker of the House Pelosi assumes presidency via Presidential Succession Act of 1947


