Archive for July, 2008

Obama’s ideal running mate!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Barack Obama can do just about everything…  except (as far as we know) walk on water. 

Enter: Criss Angel:

Criss Angel convinces folks he can walk on water; Barack Obama convinces folks he can run a country.

It’s just an illusion folks, just an illusion. 

But think of the possibilities…

President Obama visiting with Ahmadinejad when here comes Vice President Angel, walking across the Persian Gulf with throngs of adoring followers singing their praise. 

Now that’s a position of strength to negotiate from…

I had a strange dream…

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

The details are a bit fuzzy, even more so now since a few days of passed, but something I heard today triggered a memory of a dream about Barack Obama. 

The events I was living in this dream must have been occurring at some point in the not to distant future, shortly after the inauguration of president Obama (the real inauguration, not the one he imagines he is staging in Denver).

I was visited by the “orange shirts” because of my unloyal behavior before and after the election.  Not sure why this is significant, but there were different classes of “orange shirts”… some wore all orange, some with different types of blue stripes.  The more orange, the more authority. 

I don’t remember much else beyond a feeling that I was in real danger and that I had placed my family at risk through my actions.

Only a dream, I know…  probably brought on by articles about the “brown skirts” and seeing images of those of Germans cheering a charismatic speaker.

But the memory of the dream faded in short order, until I read the following quote from Obama during a meeting House Dems yesterday :

WAPO 7/30: “This is the moment . . . that the world is waiting for,” adding: “I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions.” 

Obama uber alles!  Is he the one of whom the prophet Obama foretold?  Can a prophet foretell about himself?

He’s joking, right?  This goes beyond arrogance…  this guy really believes he is “the one”.   Even scarier, he doesn’t seem to care if everyone knows he knows, because he believes that the true believers will understand and the rest of us…

Well the rest of us may just be getting a visit somewhere down the road…

Refreshing bit of honesty from a Democrat

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

This is exactly the type of behavior that, if we are not careful, might help to bring this country back together. 

The hate on the far left and right has acted like a pair of giant polar magnets ripping us apart for more than a decade.  After 9/11, most believed the attack from without would help to heal the self-inflicted wounds from within. 

Sadly left-wing loons, led by the likes of MoveOn, picked at the freshly healed scars, diving in like a persistent staph infection to deepen the wound and leave an everlasting festering sore upon our great nation in a desperate attempt to remold the basic foundation of our society to suite their warped view of the world.

Enter Lanny Davis, not someone who typically comes to mind when I am thinking “reconciliation”.  In an opinion piece published July 21 in The Washington Times, he says:

I remember the exact moment I had my first serious doubts about whether I was 100 percent right that the U.S. pre-emptive invasion of Iraq and the take-out of Saddam Hussein was a serious mistake.

I had been strongly opposed to the U.S. intervention from the start. I felt this way even though I believed (as did most everyone, including the intelligence community) that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction and even though I thought that he was a murderous, genocidal thug and the world would be better off - and the U.S. safer - with him dead.

However, I reasoned, the WMD inspectors were back in, and we had Saddam surrounded - thanks to George Bush, by the way, for which we Democrats did not give him sufficient credit at the time.

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But … then came my first moment of doubt.

I saw on TV in early 2005, in their first preliminary democratic elections, long lines of Iraqis waiting to vote under the hot desert sun with bombs and shrapnel exploding around them. Waiting to vote!

And then there was that indelible image - an older woman shrouded in a carpetlike cape, smiling gleefully and holding her purple finger in the air for the TV cameras, purple with ink showing that she had voted.

Smiling! In the middle of war! At U.S. troops standing nearby!

Wow, I thought. Is it possible I was wrong?

Is it possible, I wondered, that Iraqis truly did want democracy and freedom and the right to vote and government of the people, just as we Americans do? And were willing to fight for it, with our help?

Wouldn’t that be a good thing? Even a great thing?

Maybe another democracy, however imperfect, other than Israel in the Middle East could lead to more moderation, possibly other democracies? Democracies that could serve as bulwarks against al Qaeda-type of terrorist states?

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And then in early 2007 came the surge, which so many of us in the antiwar left of the Democratic Party predicted would be a failure, throwing good men and women and billions of dollars after futility. We were wrong.

The surge did, in fact, lead to a reduction of violence, confirmed by media on the ground as well as our military leaders.

It did allow the Shi’ite government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki in the last several months to show leadership by joining, if not leading, the military effort to clean out of Basra the masked Mahdi Army controlled by the anti-U.S. Shi’ite extremist cleric Muqtada al-Sadr and from the Sadr City section of Baghdad he claimed to control.

This willingness by the Shi’ite-dominated al-Maliki government to move against the Sadr Shi’ite extremists won crucial credibility for the government among many Sunni leaders and Sunnis on the streets, who joined together with Shi’ites to turn against the al Qaeda in Iraq and other Taliban-like extremists.

These are facts, not arguments.

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I just know I can’t get out of my mind that lady with the purple finger held up, smiling into the camera. If getting in was a mistake, then getting out - how and when - is not so simple as long as there is hope that she can someday live in a democratic Iraq that can help America in the war against terrorism.

I clipped the paragraphs I found most compelling, but encourage you to read the whole article by visiting the link above.  I do not agree with some of what Mr. Davis says in this article, but I do appreciate the character he displays by admitting he was wrong… something we can all learn from.

There is no shame in making a mistake or being wrong; the shame comes from not admitting it in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Malarky from the mind of Obama

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Caught this over at Bottom Line, Up Front in an excerpt from a response to a question at the Unity Journalism Conference in Chicago yesterday:

Now, any time you put 20,000 to 30,000 U.S. troops anywhere in the world, they are going to perform brilliantly and that is going to contribute to keeping the lid on violence.

I’ve hear the senator spin this in much the same way on other occasions, but I seemed to recall a totally different take on the value of the surge in previous comments.  I’m not talking about how Obama said the surge wouldn’t work… no, no, no, no dear reader…  what I am referring to is Obama’s belief that sending more troops to Iraq would INCREASE the violence.

Well… thanks to the magic of YouTube, here’s the clip… take special note around 53 seconds into the video:

I suppose we need to make allowances for his memory lapses considering the potential long term effects of (admitted and documented) drug use… it may not be that he is trying to rewrite history, it may just be that his memory is no so good. 

Movie Night: Dedicated to Obama, Obama, The Prima Donna

Friday, July 25th, 2008

That’s right folks, tonight’s Movie Night is dedicated to that Great Pretender, America’s number one Prima Donna… Barack!!!!!

If I can ever get my muse on, singalong words written especially for Obama will follow for these first two…

Ah.. this will bring back some memories for good ole Barack…

Lookin’ forward to singin’ this on election night…

And finally, as a citizen of the world, let’s make Barack feel at home; perhaps he has a future in French politics…

 

Two Words: Logan Act

Friday, July 25th, 2008

The Logan Act, codified at 18 U.S.C. § 953, states:

Any citizen of the United States, wherever he may be, who, without authority of the United States, directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States, or to defeat the measures of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

This section shall not abridge the right of a citizen to apply, himself or his agent, to any foreign government or the agents thereof for redress of any injury which he may have sustained from such government or any of its agents or subjects.

Hmmm…  you mean like discussing troop withdrawal time tables with Iraq Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki?  Or negotiating with France and Germany for additional troops to be sent to Afghanistan?

…directly or indirectly commences or carries on any correspondence or intercourse with any foreign government or any officer or agent thereof, in relation to any disputes or controversies with the United States…

Seems pretty clear… but doubt it will be enforced in this case since it was not enforced on previous occasions as pointed out here and here and here and here .

 

A private note to Herr Obama

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Sehr geehrter Herr Obama,

Glückwünsche auf Ihrer warmen Aufnahme in Deutschland. Obwohl Sie praktisch keine Erfahrung oder Vollendungen haben, kann Bindegedanken nicht ohne einen Index bilden, und Tat, wie Sie bereits Präsident in der Hoffnung sind, die Sie jeder in das Glauben Sie können die Arbeit wirklich erledigen täuschen, schauen Sie zweifellos das Teil, wie jeder gute Schauspieler.

Wenn Sie entscheiden, welches zweite Sprache Sie erlernt, also Sie bis zu unseren europäischen Freunden messen können, betrachten Sie bitte Deutsches, also können Sie diese Anmerkung lesen.

 

Uh.. uh.. uh… oh.. umm  right… I forgot, you’re one of those Americans who embarrass themselves by going to a foreign country to give a speech in English.

 

Let me translate for you (original English to German translation above courtesy of Yahoo! Babel Fish):

Dear Mr. Obama,

Congratulations on your warm reception in Germany.  Even though you have virtually no experience or accomplishments, can not form cohesive thoughts without a script, and act like you are already president in the hope you will fool everyone into believing you can actually do the job, you certainly look the part, like any good actor.

When you are deciding which second language you will learn so you can measure up to our European friends, please consider German so you can read this note.