As Gustav approaches cat-5 status, I can’t help but wonder how much better off we’d be today if Obama were already president. Oh I’m sure Bush, Jindal and Nagin are doing everything they can to prepare for the likely potential the storm will hit New Orleans, starting early evacuations and doing everything they can to be ready to handle the aftermath, but they are limited in what they can do to protect the people of New Orleans.
Barack Obama, on the other hand, would stop this storm from hitting the US. In fact, he might even have prevented it from forming at all. With Obama leading our nation and, let’s face it, the world, we would not fall prey to tornadoes that kill 10,000 people in the blink of an eye, all 57 of these United States would be safe from earthquakes, volcanoes, pestilence, plague, hunger… the list goes on… and on.. and on.
It is not true that Obama promises a chicken in every pot and pot for every chicken, but it is true that he continues to promise just about everything else without providing one notion of a plan of how he will accomplish any of these “goals” and what it will cost you and me to buy our way into this Obamian Utopia.
But… if he can protect us from all harm and keep us all warm, snuggly and safe… I say let’s make it official. All hail Obama!
On the other hand… perhaps he is just a low-down-dirty-rotten scoundrel telling you just what he thinks you want to hear and as soon as he has your vote safely tucked away in his shirt pocket, he’ll pick yours and take your shirt for good measure, thank you very much.
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