Thinkin’bout Stuff

Anyone know what we will be able to buy during the Obamamercial?

Wonder if there will be one of those little timers in the bottom right corner of the screen or a counter indicating how many sold.

Some products you might see:

• The Obama Juicer - perfect for squeezing every last dollar out of unsuspecting tax payers
• Obama-Vac - for cleaning up any dirt your opponents might find on you
• Obama Easy-Weave Cloak Kit - weave a cloak that will shield even the most piercing eyes from the real you
• Obama IntelliBake Oven - ideas half-baked? Not with the Obama IntelliBake oven.  Create dozens of policies from time tested recipes.  Includes the complete Jimmy Carter on Economics and Foreign Policy recipe file
• Obama-Prompter - not sure what to say even in casual conversations? The Obama-prompter gives you just the right words at just the right time.  Three scripts to choose from to fit every occasion
• Obama Vanity Wind Vane - make sure you know which way the wind is blowing before you step up to that microphone. Engraving extra.

These items and many more, tonight, from Obamacon Direct Sales, inc.  a division of Amabo.

UPDATE: I bought some great stuff last night. I wanted to bid on a tax cut, but it was no longer available.

Stumble it!

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