Things to do while Obamamercial is on the tube
Perhaps not a big deal in this age of hundreds of channels to choose from if you have cable or satellite, but you could still take this opportunity to turn off the tube and do something else for 30 minutes.
For example, one thing that comes to mind when I think of the Obamamercial is an extended trip to the “reading room” where, inspired by the umm, the load of ummm… well, inspired by the Obamamercial, we can create our own tribute, so to speak.
Some other ideas that might help you to pass the time while the Obamamercial is fed into your home:
- Search through bags of potato chips, corn flakes, or wood chips to find miraculous likenesses of Obama to sell on eBay for millions of dollars; just be sure to sell be for the tax cut
- Stuff a pillow under your shirt and run through town yelling “Obama is the one”
- Go to any local business and apply for a job, being sure to emphasize your qualifications because of all the other jobs you’ve applied for in the past
- Walk up to random people and accuse them of being George Bush
- Invite a known terrorist to dinner; either domestic or foreign are acceptable, both would be better
- Find any foreigner and convince him to register to vote, then convince him to register 5 more times. If he doesn’t have an address, proving GPS coordinates for the point of your conversation.
Have fun and be safe; these activities should only be done under the supervision of a professional Chicago politician. Please be sure to get permission from your family doctor and local authorities before attempting any of these activities except “reading room” and “Obama miraculous likeness”. Any embarrassment or legal issues are the sole responsibility of participants.
Stumble it!
October 29th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
And my favorite of all….
Turn off the TV, turn off the lights, and light a candle for Mac & Sarah.
You can even light a virtual candle for Sarah here:
http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Sarah
October 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
EDITOR: Michaelangelonio… I apologize. Normally I would allow your comment to post, good comment…. nothing abusive or vulgar… unfortunately the topic you mentioned is something that I’m not comfortable with at the moment. You might be able to guess why.
But I do welcome you and thank you for visiting…
October 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I like the idea of turning off the lights and television, save some of the energy that would never get cheaper under Obama. The only drawback about that is that there is a new episode of Pushing Daisys on at the time. That is a really good program. What ever you do don’t watch infomercials, testing by the government and other labs have shown that the product is almost always a rip off and does not live up to the hype.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
The most compelling reason to watch Obama’s infomercial is:
If you act fast the first 2000 callers can pay their tax increase in three easy to pay installments of $2995.00 that’s right only $2995.00 but wait that’s not all, for the first, umm, 1000 callers yes 1000 callers will receive a can of GLHC absolutly free. GLHC is the latest and greatest product from Obamaland, not to be confused with Ronco’s GLCH (Great Looking Hair in a Can) no this is revolutionary GLHC (Great Looking Health care that will end up in the Can). So act fast….
October 29th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Faxon.. welcome and LOL! Loved it.
October 29th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
SYD.. nice idea.. lit one just now.. thanks